Yes can I speak to the colored secretary that was in this morning?
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Half White, Half Black, Shaken Not Stirred
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I’m crying of laughter
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The amount of joy that this brings me is immeasurable.
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Yes. And Always
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How I feel when we run out of peanut butter:
No! Nooohoooo!!!!
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I just want this
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Yes, that’s Nick Offerman and Will Ferrell, and yes, this is for Eric.
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OH MY GOD
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Because YES
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